Now open to the public. The public has not come.
Nobody ever named a street after me. So I named one myself.
Dad, Look · District 1
Abdel Seoud Street
Named by the author
Abdel Seoud Street is exactly one kitchen table long. It has one house, and the house is a book. It has never seen traffic. It is very proud of that.
Abdel Seoud Street, in numbers
- Length
- One kitchen table
- Houses
- 1. It is a book.
- Residents
- The book, and on weekdays the cat
- Traffic
- None, ever
- Speed limit
- As slow as the sales
- Parking
- Reserved for the buyer
- Postcode
- DL-1000000
- House prices
- $1,000,000. One house. It comes with beers and chocolates.
The opening ceremony
- The ribbon is ready. The scissors are ready. The crowd is the author.
- Speech by the mayor, who is the author: "This street has no houses, no cars and no traffic. Much like my sales."
- The sign is unveiled. It is applauded by one person.
- The first car drives down Abdel Seoud Street. It is a toy car. The cat pushed it.
- The ribbon is cut. The street is open. Nobody comes.
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